Wiener Dog Wonder

When I am at home, I spend 95% of my time telling my dog to shut-up.

Why is it that my beloved pooch,Frankie,will bark as loud as canine-ly possible at anything...a shadow, a cow in the pasture outside our window, a door shutting, the wind blowing--ANYTHING--and yet, earlier this evening Frank sat idly by my side as we both witnessed a nasty little grey varmint run across the room right in front of us? He didn't let out so much as a whimper! As a matter of fact, the mouse ran into Frankie's "room" and now the little wienie won't even go in there. As the saying goes...

All bark, no bite! I want my money back.