Idol Thoughts (In Real Time)

I taped tonight's show and am watching it back now that it is over so I can fast forward through the commercials. I thought I would pause it after each performance and type my thoughts before hearing the judges' remarks just to make sure my opinions are not being skewed. Here we go!

Allison
Me: I'm sorry but that sounds like me when I sing in the shower and I am just being ridiculous. Not good. But I did like her outfit.
Judges: They disagreed. She is the girls' "only hope" now. I was way off on that.

Anoop
Me: This is one of my favorite movie songs ever--love Bryan Adams. Anoop is pretty consistent in that he doesn't make mistakes, but I'm afraid he doesn't have that "sauce" they were talking about. Good but forgettable.
Judges: "Anoop Dog in tha' house."

Adam
Me: Who is this guy? Does he have a soul? He is good--great--but I feel like he is more of an actor who can sing really awesome... I guess that still makes him a good singer. Darn it.
Judges: See! what Simon said--it's like he is in a musical.

Matt
Me: I hope somebody knew the Heimlich cause he choked.
Judges: They were easier on him than I would have been. They said he changed up the song too much and if he was going to do that that it had to be perfect. It wasn't.

Danny
Me: I am sobbing because I did the research on him this week and know that his "endless love" is the wife he lost 4 weeks prior to his audition. He may not be quite the entertainer that Adam is but at least he has a soul. Pardon my assumption--Adam may have a soul but he doesn't show it, I should say.
Judges: Simon had to be a jerk and tell him that it was boring, but congratulates him for what? Being emotional. What a tool...

Kris
Me: Well, no surprises here. I thought his performance was amazing. Loved the high notes and there were a lot of them. There is nothing Kris can do to ever make me stop singing his praises.
Judges: Randy is an idiot and Kara knows a good musician when she hears one.

Lil
Me: So long.
Judges: Farewell.

What did you guys think?