Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Save, I Mean...Stop the Whales!

How many a rain forest must die before I put down my fork? How polluted must my city become before I stop driving--you know, like all the skinny folk?

Apparently, scientists have discovered that fat people are a major cause of global warming:

"The scientists say providing extra grub for them to guzzle adds to carbon emissions that heat up the world, melting polar ice caps, raising sea levels and killing rain forests...Sun doctor Carol Cooper said last night: “I’m not sure which came first, people getting fat and driving or the other way around. It is true fat people eat more food than average."

Full article from The Sun here

These people are geniuses.

All joking aside, there is some truth to this and in the future I will be doing my part to save the world by eating less.


  1. Those people are the geniuses of the world. If only we would have all known this 20 years ago...think of where we would be now.

  2. I wish I could get paid to make completely obvious statements and offend half the world... What a job!

  3. I saw this tonight on TV. LOL! Nice!