Apparently, scientists have discovered that fat people are a major cause of global warming:
These people are geniuses."The scientists say providing extra grub for them to guzzle adds to carbon emissions that heat up the world, melting polar ice caps, raising sea levels and killing rain forests...Sun doctor Carol Cooper said last night: “I’m not sure which came first, people getting fat and driving or the other way around. It is true fat people eat more food than average."
All joking aside, there is some truth to this and in the future I will be doing my part to save the world by eating less.
Those people are the geniuses of the world. If only we would have all known this 20 years ago...think of where we would be now.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could get paid to make completely obvious statements and offend half the world... What a job!
ReplyDeleteInteresting concept... :)
ReplyDeleteand people just noticed this?
ReplyDeleteI saw this tonight on TV. LOL! Nice!
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