Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Idol Thoughts

Kris rocked my face off last night...AS USUAL. Yes, people--I can be objective. I will admit, this was not one of his best performances which is unfortunate since we are nearing the end and he needs to be at his peak right now. I will have a talk with him. BUT! I was very happy to hear Randy say that he loved what he did with his guitar, since the camera never let us see what he was doing. Thank goodness someone pointed out yet another reason to VOTE for Kris. As much as we enjoy looking at his face, America needs to be exposed to the full range of talent possessed by Kris. Call me biased, call me "crushin'," call me a nut--I don't care. BTW--I am none of those--but I do believe Kris will remain for another week. Do you want to know the reason why?


Danny, Danny, Danny. *shaking my head side to side* For the love of all that is chocolate! *throwing hands up in air* Tell me, Why did he have to do that? Why did he have to MASSACRE the last note of his song? That horrible sound will be the final thing I have to associate with a contestant who up until last night had never even missed a note! This sound was indescribable. Utterly painful to endure. I kid you NOT. And to make matters worse, he didn't even look shameful or upset in the least. He thought it was GOOD! Oh my. Guys, am I alone here? That was one of the most awful things I have seriously ever heard. I actually stuck my fingers in my ears and made noises out loud so that I couldn't hear it. Oh yeah, and he did it at both the rehearsal and the real performance so no one can say that he just had an off-night. No, no, no, NO. Danny must go :(

Okay. I guess I have to talk about Adam now. He was in typical form last night. With every choreographed head twitch , nose flare, and weird smile that makes me want to hide from MYSELF, I lose a little more tolerance for the guy. Can he sing? YES. I have never denied that but ...I don't know. I just don't know. What can I say? He scares me. He wears too much make up. He spits a lot when he sings. When he is standing in the line with the other contestants he just looks like the kid who has on the best Halloween costume. (WHAT?) I don't know. That's just what I think about him. I wish him the best. I think people sitting in a theater would more appreciate his um, I don't know...THEATRICS than someone at a concert. We'll see. He is quickly approaching the entrance of a category that I was forced to establish in the beginning. It is called the CHEESE category. If Michael was cheddar, Adam is a stinky Gouda.

I don't know why but I am never compelled to think about, critique, or discuss Allison. I thought her hair looked good.

Here they are folks:

From left to right: Adam (aka. Eccentirc McFlaresn'twitchesalot), Kris (aka. Cutie McSingsrealgood), Danny (aka. Sweetie McMassacredlastnote), Allison (aka. Pretty McWearswildstuff)
Who will get your vote?


  1. just popped over to say hi! i haven't voted yet this season... but i am hopeful that Kris & Danny make it through! i think we are at the point where it doesn't matter how you perform... it is all down to fans. which is maybe why adam was in the bottom 2 last week! i'm hopeful!

  2. Yea Dawn!! Thanks for stopping by! Totally agree with you...

  3. I watched it for the first time last night. Adam is freaky!!!! I like Danny, I think because I have heard his story, but that song choice was baaadddd!!

  4. Once again...we completely agree! Although, I've never had tolerance for Adam and it's not the way he looks or dresses, it's his style. I do agree he can sing and hit those notes...I just wish he wouldn't! lol Kris is awesome though and, to be honest, I'm not sure I want him to win. I ONLY SAY THAT because American Idol may not do him justice, if you know what I mean.

  5. The guy with the makeup is weird!

  6. I knew where to go for the update! I'm hollerin' for Kris all the way. Boys and heavy makeup (at all, actually!) Nah. Not gonna cut it! Sorry about the Danny report. Love the name, love the occupation as Worship leader, but....well, there's only 1 #1. I think it's gonna be Kris-but I fear it will be Adam.